Just make sure you "spray" your food first. It's about six contestants who compete to create the worst, least likely "reality" TV show. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. Does it serve an obvious purpose? But does anyone test "pure" water? Though the record has been broken, Faulkner's legacy lives on. One day I was randomly looking up images via Googleand 'lo and behold, there it was. Hmmmmmaybe my condition is worsening. As long as I'm happy, right. People need to make the time to waste time. When I start playing a game, I am on 0. Some even go so far as to claim that Kodak "changed" the pictures of the assasination to make an assasination in the bushes become a tree's shadow. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. My mom said that she didn't care. in Books, Literature, Writing | March 14th, 2019 30 Comments. Or CRAP, for short. * IT'S NOT FAIR! Ketchup: The only food that you'll want to eat after traveling to the 5th Dimension. He then leaves them under his owners car. And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. I'm back. WOOF! HA! I'm back. That's talent. Hits all right. Now, you must realize that I have described only one aspect of this movie of all movies. No, really. She HATES and FEARS it. Thank you for sending me this email. Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. It's not fair. THen we go to library. Then, when it's in German, or whatever, translate it back to English. Geee.that is comforting. Would they dry into raisins? Thou shalt not eat spuds. Yes. I bet it does. I'm back. And I'm willing to enlighten you, the potentially you-know-what reader. Just wait a sec while I stop the music. One method is successive iterations, such as Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. Come on everyone, group hug. Hey, I'm once again: back. And more than slightly embarassed. I have no problem with Lit. Ooooothats a great idea! You can't blame me. Yep! The inanimate world, on the otherhand, expects nothing of you. Let's see: 12345! I'm just bored. Pythagoras Theorem is a + b = c. [1], As a result, one linguistics textbook concludes that, in theory, "there is no longest English sentence. Hello, everyone! Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. TWO MILES? It was fun, but exhausting. There was a sample essay online. All the good possibilities effectivly cancel out the bad ones, leaving the sum total of you and your counterparts experiences as nothing. Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. I bet it's spelled monkeys. The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. Naturally when it was announced that we'd be eating dinner in this place, I could hardly contain my excitment(I glared at my mother and asked why we couldn't go to Pizza Hut) When we arrived, we were promptly served (after thirty minutes) In the meantime, we played a family game of pool(my parents played while my brother and sister and I watched) After two rousing rounds, our food came. She's evil. YES, I'M YELLING! You gots extra money, don't you? about my site, and called me weird. First of all, you'd have to have an extrodinary amount of free time. What's really fun is to translate an English saying, like out of sight, out of mind. Now no one can ever say that I don't take care of my viewers. Grape Pie. How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? It's a sad, cold, cruel world out there and you had nothing to relieve the monotony of it. No? Start typing without any idea about what it is I intend to say. I thought it was sadand normal. Especially since no one but me would ask the question. My evil, EVIL sister. My favorite stuffJTHMI have my libraries copy of JTHMI shall quote Noodle Boy for you:) (Full copyright/credit to Jonhnen Vasquez for writin' the stuff, I'm just sharing the spleeny goodness with you). She answered: England, Russia, and (out of sheer desperation) Iraq. I hadn't had a genuine sugar rush since I was 11. They'll probably just call us weird and laugh at us, but that's beside the point! A good one. There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. Then you'll see these cute little "days-of-the-week" earrings at the mall, and you'll just have to get a few sets, just in case you lose some. I previous time when I was studying with her (American Revolution, this time) I was trying to help her remember the difference between the Patriots(Patriotic to America) and the Loyalists (Loyal to Britain) She didn't know what the word patriotic meant. I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. Speaking of food, what's up with pie? Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. On video games. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. There is a world where you are a faerie. Squirell? I'm pretty sure that the "smelly yellow ball" that he started throwing was his own feces (poo). That's all. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! NO, wait. we clapped. It was fairly fun. Yea, me! Except for maybe five and six. Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? Ice cream trucks! I'm back. (Though whether it was the tan or the skimpy suits, no one will ever know.) It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. 16 min ago It was bad enough that I was forced to "volunteer" my precious time (i could have worked on this site)noI was forced to wear formal attire. After all, look how long this text is. I have three very hard academic classes. Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. This is one of the weirdest sites: or your money back! And then go door to door distributing it. ME: My vicious, psychotic, flesh-eating bunny-rabbit wants to rule the world. I wonder what it's name would be. We could call ourselves TACO! In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. Okay. Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. With a shake, the future is revealed! There is always someone worse off and better off than you. Yes. I's making fake soundtracks like the teacher told me! And don't even get me started on earrings. Longest Word in English (189,819 Letters) a guest . I can't believe I'm bothering to do this. i hate dress shoes. * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? Please find all options here. Try it. We could all breath a sigh of relief as parents kept their children inside, away from the evil truck drivers and near the T.V. consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. Now, some of you are probably calling me a whiner, 'cause you have to get up at 4:30, or whatever. Someday, I'm gonna snap and just delete this entire thing. Later that day, she decided we were NOT going north, we were going south to a beach resort. The answer is still infinity. Longest math problem copy and paste We'll provide some tips to help you choose the best Longest math problem copy and paste for your needs. This has been a public service announcment. Hmmmmmmm. According to my theory that everything is real. !STARE DEEP INTO THE STINKING ABYSS OF MY INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED SLICES!!! I know. Was it coherent? We think. And, are monkeys spelled monkies? Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. But, it ended up making more sense than I anticipated (scary thought, huh). Are you tired. You cannot DEFEAT me! She also is the goddess of red jello. I hate irony. HA-HA! I was contemplating how my heavy load of books made me like a bulldozer and than I was about to suggest to my friend, "Meg" that we invent one. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? My family has always bought Cheez-Its, to the point of making me physically sick at the thought of eating one. there were bugs. Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. Obviously, you know this. Can a senile person write? (it's edited, of course, to stay PG13**** signifies a random naugty word:)) "HEY, DOG ENTITY! She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. Or I could be like that annoying guy on T.V. Now think of 100 people typing randomly. Since then, hundreds of authors have been inspired by the experimental writers sentence structure, including James Joyce, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Samuel Beckett, and other modern literature greats. Everyone, clap for "Meg".I gotta goseeya later! But somewhere, it exists. For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! So, it is now up to you, the imaginary reader, to decide whether I mean probley or problemit's almost like a game! You see, if the universe is indeed infinite, that means that literally EVERYTHING is possible, and in fact, is happening somewhere in the universe. The only reason the makers of Cheese-Nips don't get sued is because of the tast difference and Cheese Nips are made of real "cheese" rather than cheez. Except those specially formulated for weird-o's like me. I'm back! As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! My school system is stuck in the pastand formal attire meansa dressa white dress(for those you who never bothered to find outI am indeed female). Python | WE got it at Wal-mart. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? Here is the sum total of my group's work. I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. We have halloween and christmas pictures on the NeoPics link. *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) I'm back again. I, being weird, am pretty much immune to such expectations. Not only that, but there are an infinite number of different kinds of intelligent life. And I congratulate any reader who has gotten this far. It's a law, I think. I mean, I've been doing this much, much longer than the other person. Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! How do you stop them? I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. So far two whole people (to my knowledge) have read the entire thing, and a few people have skimmed it. Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. And still frustrated. Oh, well. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Then they add other "stuff" in to make it TASTE pure. Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. responsible for any faulty wiring or lack thereof in your computer. by the time I had to do my part (tell people where to stand before getting their diploma) it was dark. I learned this from my calculator. She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. BYE!!! It's a worthy cause! For an ENTIRE MONTH I have possesed the arcane knowledge, but I forgot to share it with you, my loyal potentially imaginary reader. I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. Suprised? Unless you're bored. I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. isnt paying attention. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. Number Seven: I could drive people crazy. Then, when I win 500 additional np, I move to the 500np point. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. We accept PayPal, Venmo (@openculture), Patreon and Crypto! To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. The single greatest invention of the computer gods. I love my calculator, though. Of course, if everything is realthen the Universe is pretty contradictory. Thank the powers that be for spell-check. It's stupid. TAB members got pizzalots of pizzaand candy. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. I love my work, I love the kids I work with. I have checked the email from {name of the person} and will contact you. You wanna play that way. I'm tired. There are now longer sentences in English writing. In a moment of inspiration, I asked her who America fought. I would have sold the monkey and the organ and been able to eat for at least a year. Here, see if you can find the super-secret message! I don't want year-round classes. [9] [10] [11] See also [ edit] Longest word in English Longest words References [ edit] ^ a b Stephen Crain; Diane Lillo-Martin (1999). Emma has contributed to various art and culture publications, with an aim to promote and share the work of inspiring modern creatives. And the plan would have failed and Neo might have died, along with a large portion of the city (the building was set to blow if there was any intruders) SoNeo's choice to attempt to save Trinity triggered the sequence of events that led to her death. An enemy so hideous that Moose must destroy it at all costs. The previous sentence made absolutly no sense. Okay, quote is done. Although I acted like an idiot. During the weekdays, I get about seven hours of sleep (usually less) and wake up at 6:11 a.m. Yep. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with reading food labels. Hey, it's the 3 r's! A profound statement, if I ever heard one. When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. E-mail. Obviously I at least have a computerso, back to the organ grinders. They couldn't stop laughing. Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? Wooooo! This confirmed my suspicion that she only went so that she could have the use of the church's playground equipment. Number Three: I could have studied and stuff. I don't understand it. HOW, I ask you!? Anyone just randomly typing letters will eventually accidently write a word, right? I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! I'm tired. On almost all the "purified" water bottles I've ever seen it has the following mesage: "Purified through reverse osmosis. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. Two and a half hours of homework (total) to be precise. Similarly, it also displays the longest word used in the text. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. This choice is simply an extension of his original choice: he will save Trinity at all costs. This action has made her very suspicious of where my loyalties lie. One person, started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because this is the list that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some person started typing it notetc, etc. I have a guest rant/fake commercial written by "Meg" (who is once again banned from accessing the almighty Internet). Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? The Longest Story in The World. We need to act now! No? The magic eight-ball glows with knowledge! Noone can do everything, so how can you expect a SIGN, with the I.Q. Who would have thought I have this much free time? It was sad. Completly defeated, I told her that it was the religion she practiced every Sunday when she went with her friends to church. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. I'm back. Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing.

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